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[mrsklover]

Dude, you made up a girlfriend? Is she from Canada?

Jesus. Okay. So he's asking about Ms Notreal. And that has you wanting to tell him that you're into dudes?

[ziedrich_bearer]

I made up her being more serious than a fling.

What's Canada. And it's more how he talks about I might go home to her.

[mrsklover]

Look. I have a question and I need you to answer it honestly:

Are you going to be telling him because you want him to know about you or because you want to lead up to telling him how you feel?

[ziedrich_bearer]

I'm not telling him how I feel. It's not my place.

[mrsklover]

Who's place is it, then?

[ziedrich_bearer]

Lunafreya's. She's the one he loves. Or, I guess my sister would be ballsy enough to try.

[mrsklover]

Huh. Weird that your sister was the one in your family that got the balls.

Look, Glads. I think it is a great idea for you to tell him the truth. I think you should tell him the whole truth on top of it, but just letting him know who you are is a good start.

He might just surprise you with some truths of his own.

[ziedrich_bearer]

Ha ha, but she'd kick your ass.

Noctis doesn't do surprises like that.

[mrsklover]

Again, the list of people who can kick my ass is pretty long.

And ya know, for someone who keeps saying how little of a claim you have over Noctis, you make a lot of decisions for him.

[ziedrich_bearer]

I imagine it's almost limitless.

I don't make decisions for him.

[mrsklover]

Okay now. Don't be a dick about it.

And you make the decision for him if you "know" his answer before he's allowed to make one.

[ziedrich_bearer]

You don't know Noctis like I do.

[mrsklover]

So... Maybe I am more objective?"

[ziedrich_bearer]

Or maybe I'm objecting to your opinion.

[mrsklover]

With your subjective, biased opinion. But whatever man. Do your thing. Make your own calls. I'm not your mom.

[ziedrich_bearer]

I'll tell you how he takes the stuff.

[mrsklover]

Damn, man. Before you give him the 'stuff' you should at least tell him you like him. But go for it.

[ziedrich_bearer]

I'm not telling him, and I'm not sleeping with him. Geez man.

[mrsklover]

Wanna bet?

[ziedrich_bearer]

Fine. I'll bet.

[mrsklover]

Cool. When you and he do the horizontal mambo, you're gonna wear a shirt that says 'Richie's #1 Fan' for a whole week.

[ziedrich_bearer]

Dude, seriously? 'Horizontal mambo'? It's called sex, man. Fucking.

[mrsklover]

Dude, sex euphemisms are like, comedy 101. Don't harsh my creativity.

[ziedrich_bearer]

Never needed them before to be funny.

[mrsklover]

No more diversion. Bet on?