Can you go to my room and pick up some clothes? One set that look like something I'd be caught dead in, and one set that look like they belong to a preppy jock? And then bring then round to the front desk of the hospital?
Short version- I will apparently do almost anything for drugs. Longer version- this doctor guy got ahold of my stash of weed the Agrii had as a reward during that stupid sports thing, and he said if I did a job for him he'd give it to me. All I had to do was get some samples of some organic shit around some building. Take some notes. Take some pictures. Easy.
But I guess the place was radioactive or whatever. Also full of murder plants and weird hopping ballsacks.
I didn't KNOW I was risking radioactivity. I thought I was just doing some dumb science the doctor guy thought was beneath him. Anyways, if you find a building with plants that try to beat the crap out of you, back the fuck off.
And yeah. Thanks for the warning. Without that I absolutely would have thought that plants that beat the shit out of me were hiding a theme park and McDonald's drive thru.
Okay, I have some cool clothes and then a polo? You're irradiated with an idiot who wears a polo?
Yeah. Not sure why, but most of the guys around here have either been in relationships with guys or are right now. I almost had a heart attack when I was still in the closet.
Which I'm not, now. But I came out on my own time and on my own terms. Which, you know. Is fine.
Honestly? I am pretty sure your friend is like in the 10% or less. There's a lot of kids so I don't know which way they'll go when they grow up, but almost all the guys I am friends with? Yeah. Gay.
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Are you doing some sort of fashion show at the hospital?
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At the moment I'm potentially dying and naked, while stuck in a room with the ex-most popular guy from my school, so...clothes would help.
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Yeah, I'll go and get the clothes, now. But I am gonna ask for payment with whatever story this has.
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Short version- I will apparently do almost anything for drugs.
Longer version- this doctor guy got ahold of my stash of weed the Agrii had as a reward during that stupid sports thing, and he said if I did a job for him he'd give it to me. All I had to do was get some samples of some organic shit around some building. Take some notes. Take some pictures. Easy.
But I guess the place was radioactive or whatever. Also full of murder plants and weird hopping ballsacks.
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Okay, the fact that you have weed now is super distracting from the point but I'm gonna be an adult about this.
What the actual fuck, Eddie? Radioactive? Jesus.
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I didn't KNOW I was risking radioactivity. I thought I was just doing some dumb science the doctor guy thought was beneath him. Anyways, if you find a building with plants that try to beat the crap out of you, back the fuck off.
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And yeah. Thanks for the warning. Without that I absolutely would have thought that plants that beat the shit out of me were hiding a theme park and McDonald's drive thru.
Okay, I have some cool clothes and then a polo? You're irradiated with an idiot who wears a polo?
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Fuck off.
I'm working on the polo thing.
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You are, are you? How's that working out?
If he gets you in a polo, I am taking back all the compliments I ever gave you.
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He looks better in my clothes than I do in his. But he's pretty into his whole yuppie style, not sure I can influence too much of a shift.
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Eddie... are you holding out some important information from me?
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Nah, he's a friend. That's all. And only recently that.
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Wait. You need clothes right now because you're both in a room together? Naked and radioactive?
God. You're living my teenage dreams.
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Your teenage dream involved being radioactive?
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And sorry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable or anything. Gonna end up proving Reagan right about gay people an their agendas, huh?
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No. Sorry. I'm not uncomfortable or anything, really. He's just not into guys.
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Which I'm not, now. But I came out on my own time and on my own terms. Which, you know. Is fine.
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Wow that's...really different.
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A lot of people also found love which is nice, I guess.
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That must be nice.
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